As Reported by Violent J, in the Hatchet Herald. Be sure to check out the full Hatchet Herald: HERE
Holy shit y’all! “Behind The Paint Super Deluxe Mega Watt Gold Stamp Version!” That’s what we might as well call the audiobook version that we’ve been working on. Peep this shit out. I’m reading the book into the microphone, right? But I’m ad-libbing mad shit and adding all kinds of info to the stories. I’m like expanding on everything and also giving updates on the people we mention in the book, like telling whatever happened to them, or where they are now. It’s so fuckin’ crazy dope. For fans of “Behind The Paint,” this is the ultimate version of that book, and all you gotta do is lay back and listen to it on USB plugs. You can plug it into your iPad, computer, phone, tablet or just about anything. And by the time we’re finished, this bitch will be something like 20-hours long. Some chapters take me an hour to read because I’m ad-libbing so much extra information that’s not in the original book. And check this out — when we talk about a certain rapper from back in the day or something that influenced us, we take a break and play some of that rapper’s music so you can hear what were talking about.
Another example — there was this crazy fresh radio DJ in Detroit way back in the day who was unlike any other DJ in the world. He would talk all slow and deep for a mad long time between each song and he always said the freshest shit. At first he was on 98.7, which is a rap and R&B station, and his show would come on at like midnight, and he would play whatever the fuck he wanted. He’d suddenly play Led Zeppelin on an R&B station! He played so much crazy shit. He got fired from 98.7 and he would suddenly be on 107.5, doing the same shit. Nobody ever knew what he looked like or ever saw him. He was mad mysterious but he ended up being on just about every station in Detroit. Anyway, we loved him and we talk about him in the book and yup, all the sudden you can hear a clip of him talkin’. That’s what makes the audio version so dope, is you get to hear everything we’re talking about. I read a chapter a day, unless we got something else going on that day, but when I’m done reading the chapter, Young Wicked adds all kinds of crazy fresh sound affects and he adds echoes to certain words to emphasize them. It’s just really, really fuckin’ dope y’all. In fact, since “Behind The Paint” was such a success, I’m gonna go ahead and say that the audiobook, which we’re calling “The Story of ICP and the 6 Jokers Cards” is one of the freshest products Psychopathic Records has ever produced. It don’t come out until Gathering 17 (floor rumbles) and you ninjas are gonna fuckin’ love it to death. You and your crew can just listen to the story straight from the horse’s mouth all the way home. SO DOPE!
As far as Juggalo Weekend goes YOU FUCKED UP! YOU FUCKED UP! Both nights are sold out clean, but because I’m the motherfuckin’ Duke Of The Wicked, I happen to have the inside word … The word is that on the week of the shows, Harpo’s is puttin 200 extra tickets on sale. That’s the word I’m hearing. So you might still have a chance to catch the epic return of Esham and ICP at Harpo’s and The Wicked Clowns are performing “The Ringmaster” album in its entirety. Can you fuckin’ believe that shit? Did you really think these shows weren’t gonna sell out? This is fuckin’ Detroit! The home of the Wicked Shit! Esham and ICP back together on the same show is like the fuckin’ Beatles reuniting around here, man. The only stale thing about the Killjoy Club show on Friday, February 19 at St. Andrew’s is that, well of course Koopsta passed away, God rest his soul, and Crunchy Black is still locked up so that fuckin’ sucks. But DJ Paul, ICP and Young Wicked will all be in the house tearin’ shit up, believe that, buddy!
Also at the Feb 19th, Killjoy Club show at St. Andrew’s Hall you got Eazy-E’s son Lil E, with NWA’s DJ Yella, Mastamind, Lil Wyte and Tha Have Knots (ABK, Big Hoodoo, and Bonez Dubb) Plus doors open early so you can come inside the warm venue and check out a full show of JCW Wrestling!On Feb 20th at Harpo’s Concert Hall is The Ringmaster Show with ICP & Esham plus you’re gonna see Molly Gruesome, Swag Toof, King 810, Young Wicked, DJ Paul and fuckin’ Mushroomhead. The shit is crazy fuckin’ doooope!
Ninjas on the West side! Don’t forget to come check me! Violent J, with my hype man Young Wicked for my solo charity tour! All proceeds go straight to St. John’s Children’s Hospital of Illinois. I’m gonna be slaughtering shit with classic ICP jams all night long. And I’m even playing a show for the infamous 505 Juggalos right in the heart of Albuquerque, a city ICP has been banned from for about 10 fuckin’ years! And joining me and Young Wicked for this trail of distruction is Compton’s own Lil’ E and the super sexy Nova Rockafeller (but she’s bringin’ her boyfriend with her. Boooooo!!!!).
Seriously though, we need you ninjas help. We need you to come out for a bomb ass cause. These kids are sick. Let’s show the world how dope Juggalos really are. This is the last time I’m gonna ever be doing a solo tour, too, so come on out and catch this ultra rare show and have a mad good time with us, please. Do it for the kids, man! For the kids, yo!
Next Hatchet Herald, I’m gonna tell you ninjas all about my brother Jumpsteady’s new deck building, Juggalo card game, “INTO THE ECHO SIDE” and about the dope illustrations done by the amazing Tom Wood. You should be poppin’ wood right now just from hearing about how dope this game is. But more on this freshness next episode.
DO NOT FORGET TO GO TO THE BRAND NEW WWW.JUGGALOGATHERING.COM RIGHT NOW AND WET YOUR DAMN PANTIES BECAUSE THE COMMERCIAL ALONE WILL GIVE YOU CHILLS FROM THE BACK OF YOUR NECK, DOWN YOUR SPINE, INTO YOUR BUTTCRACK, ACROSS YOUR ITCH AND UP YOUR NUTS AND OUT YOUR DICK HOLE!
