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𝗙𝗹𝗲𝘅 𝗬𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗖𝗼𝗺𝗯𝗮𝘁 𝗦𝗸𝗶𝗹𝗹𝘀 𝗮𝘁 𝗚𝗢𝗧𝗝’𝘀 𝗟𝗮𝘀𝗲𝗿 𝗧𝗮𝗴 𝗕𝗮𝘁𝘁𝗹𝗲 𝗔𝗿𝗲𝗻𝗮!

Lock’n’load, Juggalos! The name of the game is dead aim when The Gathering offers for the first time ever, the classic arcade sport known as Laser Tag! After sunset we will be opening up admission to this night time attraction: a tent specially outfitted with an obstacle course, fog machine, and fresh lighting effects to serve as the battleground where you and a bunch of homies can face each other or an opposing crew in a match to out-blast, out-zap, and out-clap one another! Think you got moves like the Predator? Or does it turn out Stormtrooper aim is the best you got? The bragging rights are on the line and yours to win when you give Laser Tag a shot at The Gathering of The Juggalos!

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𝗚𝗢𝗧𝗝 𝗔𝗿𝘁𝗶𝘀𝘁 𝗮𝗻𝗻𝗼𝘂𝗻𝗰𝗲𝗺𝗲𝗻𝘁: 𝗔𝗿𝗿𝗲𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝗗𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗹𝗼𝗽𝗺𝗲𝗻𝘁!

One of the freshest things about putting on The Gathering of The Juggalos is the opportunity to reach world renowned icons and legends and put them in front of a Juggalo audience. As part of that ongoing series, this year it’s our pleasure to bring to The Gathering stage: Arrested Development! For 30 years, Speech and his eclectic crew of dancers and musicians have been Hip-Hop trailblazers, winning multiple awards as the first name in conscious rap the world over and making their national mark as the musical voice of the deep south long before Bounce had a foothold in the scene! Now the soulful, realer-than-real sounds, sights and stories of the Vagabond Productions outfit are set to descend upon Main Stage, promising a night of musical mesmerism that you won’t soon be forgotten! Everyday People stand up, this one’s for y’all!

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𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗖𝗹𝗼𝘄𝗻𝘃𝗶𝘀 𝗣𝗶𝘁𝗰𝗵 𝗕𝗹𝗮𝗰𝗸 𝗙𝗹𝗮𝘀𝗵𝗹𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁 & 𝗚𝗹𝗼𝘄𝘀𝘁𝗶𝗰𝗸 𝗕𝗹𝗮𝘀𝘁𝗼𝗳𝗳 𝗣𝗮𝗿𝘁𝘆 𝗮𝘁 𝗚𝗢𝗧𝗝 𝟮𝟬𝟮𝟯!

Buckle up and prepare for blastoff because we’re going deep space with it, courtesy of the consummate circus crooner, Clownvis! Five minutes with this guy is enough to know he’s not from this planet, so who better to host a throw down that captures the vibe of an entire galaxy? We’re talking a party staged in full darkness as the music bumps, save for the cosmic phenomenon of glowsticks illuminating the mysterious figures dancing like ort clouds across the solar system! Be sure to pack your flashlight, strobe bracelets and any fresh lighting effects to bring your own Juggalo starlight shine to the proceedings! In space nobody can hear you scream, but fuck that, we came to see you rage!

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𝗚𝗢𝗧𝗝 𝗖𝗼𝗻𝘁𝗲𝘀𝘁 𝗥𝗲𝘁𝘂𝗿𝗻𝘀: 𝗤𝘂𝗲𝗲𝗻 𝗼𝗳 𝗖𝗵𝗲𝗲𝗸𝘀!

Juggalos and Juggalettes… Come one, come all! To the 2nd annual Queen of Cheeks contest!!

This year we will see new games, prizes, and twice as much fun, not to mention MORE LADIES! Do YOU have what it takes to win? Is your ass OUT OF THIS WORLD? Well, bring that talented booty to the Queen of Cheeks contest where the Juggalos in the crowd will choose the next Royal booty. Mizz Marrs & Lady Rome will be your hosts extraordinaire! Arrive early to secure your spot to compete and show us what you’re working with! See you there with your assets in the air!

Violent J’s solo LP “Bloody Sunday” is now available in a Wicked Deluxe Autographed Collectors Edition Bundle Box. This version of Violent J’s “Bloody Sunday” album is LIMITED TO ONLY 200 COPIES! The bundle contains the following all of which will be sealed inside the box!

1: Autographed Collectors Box
2: 5 Die Cut Stickers
3: Pitch Dark Music Video DVD
4 Bloody Sunday Album
5: Something’s In My Room Single
6: Some Good Pussy Single
7: Clown Blood Single

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𝗚𝗢𝗧𝗝 𝗣𝗿𝗲𝘀𝗲𝗻𝘁𝘀 𝗘𝘀𝗵𝗮𝗺 & 𝗠𝗮𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗺𝗶𝗻𝗱 𝗮𝘀 𝗡𝗔𝗧𝗔𝗦!

Juggalos! From Ahead of Time and Space, with a legacy planted firmly in the archives of Hip Hop History. The Gathering of the Juggalos proudly presents a Detroit institution: the one and only NATAS! When the sun fades, and a devilish moon arises, the Multikillionaires Esham and Mastamind will emerge, carrying the flame of the late, great T-N-T inside them and bringing all the smoke of a Devil’s Night house fire to the stage! Their rap arsenal consists of nothing less than Detroit Wicked Shit classics, with Esham’s legendary on-stage energy joined by Mastamind’s savage, one-of-a-kind flow in the perfect combination for a rare and iconic Gathering performance! Is it All in Yo Head? Nah, son, this is Reel Life, and it’s goin’ down at The Gathering of The Juggalos!

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𝗧𝗲𝘀𝘁 𝗬𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗠𝗲𝘁𝘁𝗹𝗲 𝗮𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗚𝗢𝗧𝗝 𝗔𝗿𝗺 𝗪𝗿𝗲𝘀𝘁𝗹𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗖𝗼𝗺𝗽𝗲𝘁𝗶𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻!

Step right up, step right up! We present for your Gathering amusement the beefiest, manliest, most succulent competitive sport known to man! Juggalos are no strangers to wrestling events, and this one is a Strictly Forearms-Only Title Match! We’re talking about the ol’ jailhouse classic: Competitive Arm Wrestling! This elimination-style event pits Juggalo against Juggalo in a one-on-one test of strength and appendage superiority! So, whether you’re a surly cat with a chip on your shoulder packing Hulkster pythons or a determined noodle-armed ninja rockin’ 17 spirit with something to prove, step up and show the crowd what you’re made of at The Gathering of The Juggalos Arm Wrestling Competition!

Prizes: 1st Place – GOTJ Gold Plaque, Rare GOTJ Amulet & $150 gift certificate; 2nd Place – Rare GOTJ Amulet & $75 gift certificate; and 3rd Place – Rare GOTJ amulet and $50 gift certificate.

Those wishing to compete should show up at least 15 minutes before the contest begins.

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𝗖𝗵𝗮𝗽𝘁𝗲𝗿 𝟭𝟳 𝗣𝗿𝗲𝘀𝗲𝗻𝘁𝘀: 𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗚𝗢𝗧𝗝 𝗝𝘂𝗴𝗴𝗮𝗹𝗼 𝗝𝗶𝗺’𝘀 𝗕𝗟𝗧 𝗕𝗹𝗼𝘄𝗗𝗼𝘄𝗻! 𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗠𝗼𝘀𝘁 𝗣𝗼𝗽𝗽𝗶𝗻’ 𝗣𝗮𝗿𝘁𝘆 𝗢𝗻 𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗣𝗹𝗮𝗻𝗲𝘁!

The whole Chapter 17 crew will be in full effect providing your ear holes with some ULTRA RARE bumps going all night long. Big 17 aka Ouija Macc himself will be playing a DJ set for the first time ever! You’ll be hearing unreleased tracks, wicked shit classics, new music, remixes, deep cuts, dance music, and all types of freshness! Might just bring a lil taste of DARCC 2 tha PLANET!! Mystery special guests and mad flavor you just have to be there to witness live in person. Fucc your sleep, Bring your appetite! Thrilling Foods Bakon will be grillin’ all night!!! No Juffs allowed besides our dear Uncle Juffy!! CHAPTER 17!!!!

Just posted!!

“Shaggy 2 Dope Presents: “Professor Shaggs And The Quest For The Ultimate Groove!” Brand New Solo EP Available EVERYWHERE Friday, May 26th, 2023.

The first single “Illuminati Don’t Want Me” will be released next Friday, May 5th on ALL STREAMING PLATFORMS!

Physical CD singles & T-Shirts will be available on PsychopathicVault.com

Digital version & T-Shirts will be available on PsychopathicMerch.com

Like & Share! and drop a #WhoopWhoop in the comments if you’re ready to get LIVE when the “Quest For The Ultimate Groove Tour” invades your city!”

Harley Quinn Smith and Austin Zajur have been announced for Astronomicon 6.5!

Check them out, and many more on June 24th & 25th!!

Get your tickets and photo ops now at www.astronomicon.com

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𝗖𝗮𝗻 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗦𝘂𝗿𝘃𝗶𝘃𝗲 𝗚𝗢𝗧𝗝’𝘀 𝗡𝗶𝗻𝗷𝗮 𝗢𝗹𝘆𝗺𝗽𝗶𝗰𝘀?

Can you prove yourself a Ninja Master by battling through a field of determined warriors? This contest will require equal parts strength, cunning, quickness, and prowess. The last ninja left standing will be able to tread upon the shattered corpses of their fallen foes to claim their prize! In each of the five rounds, ninjas will have to battle one opponent to see if they can advance to the next. Round #1: Foam Long Swords. Round #2: Foam Short Swords. Round #3: Sumo Wrestling. Round #4: Martial Arts (light contact to the torso only, with protective gear). Round #5: Three vs. One Battle (try to last the longest against three ninjas using pugil sticks). Ninja referees will oversee the bouts, with all rounds (except the last) being best out of five. In the end, there can be only one…could it be you?

Prize: Last ninja standing—GOTJ Gold Plaque, Rare GOTJ Amulet & $200 Gift Certificate.

Those wishing to compete should show up at least 15 minutes before the contest begins (32 competitors max; first come first serve, with those wearing ninja suits moving to the front of the line)

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✔️ ᴛᴇᴄʜ ɴ9ɴᴇ ᴛᴏᴜʀ
✔️ ʟᴘ ʀᴇʟᴇᴀꜱᴇ ‘ʙʟᴀᴄᴋ ʜᴇᴀʀᴛ ᴍᴀᴄʜɪɴᴇ’
✔️ ʜᴇᴀᴅʟɪɴɪɴɢ ᴛᴏᴜʀ ᴍᴀʏ/ᴊᴜɴᴇ
✔️ ᴍᴀɪɴ ꜱᴛᴀɢᴇ ‘ɢᴀᴛʜᴇʀɪɴɢ ᴏꜰ ᴛʜᴇ ᴊᴜɢɢᴀʟᴏꜱ’
✔️ ʜᴇᴀᴅʟɪɴɪɴɢ ᴛᴏᴍ ᴡᴏᴏᴅꜱ ꜰʟᴏᴀᴛ “

With the Tech N9ne tour currently underway, and the release of his newest album Black Heart Machine this past Friday, it’s safe to say KFV is only just warming up! More fire still to come with a headlining tour approaching, while also main staging at this years GOTJ as well as headlining Tom Wood’s Float!

Tech N9ne Tour – www.strangevip.com
Black Heart Machine Tour – www.kungfuvampire.com
GOTJ23 – www.juggalogathering.com
Tom Wood’s Float – www.tomwoodfloat.com