*** GATHERING ANNOUNCEMENT!! ***
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You can take your daddyβs little beanbag lawn games and shove it! From the dry planes of Nevada, where the UFOs are not a gimmick and realer than your auntieβs injected lips, the Reno Rydas have abducted the classic game of cornhole and forcefully injected an outer space makeover for The Gathering of The Juggalos! The devastating desert clique presents a sick tourney edition that pits the aim and accuracy of two opponents against one another in a bid to see whoβs really the Boss of the Bag Throw, complete with plenty of social lubricant and friendly Juggalo shit-talk, but thatβs purely speculation and weβre makinβ a whole frigginβ thing about crowning The King of the Flinginβ Floobs, so show and prove by showing us your probe hole at The Gathering of The Juggalos!
Prizes: 1st Place β Rare GOTJ Amulet & $200 gift certificate; 2nd Place β Rare GOTJ Amulet & $100 gift certificate.
Those wishing to compete should show up at least 15 minutes before the contest begins.