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๐—ฆ๐—ต๐—ฎ๐—ด๐—ด๐˜† ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ ๐—”๐—ถ๐—ฟ๐—ต๐—ฒ๐—ฎ๐—ฑ & ๐——๐—ฒ๐˜ƒ๐—ฒ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐—ฎ๐˜‚๐˜…โ€™๐˜€ ๐—š๐—ข๐—ง๐— ๐—š๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐—ฒ๐—ป ๐—™๐—ผ๐—ฎ๐—บ ๐—”๐—น๐—ถ๐—ฒ๐—ป ๐—›๐˜‚๐—บ๐—ฎ๐—ป ๐—”๐—ฏ๐—ฑ๐˜‚๐—ฐ๐˜๐—ถ๐—ผ๐—ป ๐—ฃ๐—ฎ๐—ฟ๐˜๐˜†

*** GATHERING ANNOUNCEMENT!! ***

๐—ฆ๐—ต๐—ฎ๐—ด๐—ด๐˜† ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ ๐—”๐—ถ๐—ฟ๐—ต๐—ฒ๐—ฎ๐—ฑ & ๐——๐—ฒ๐˜ƒ๐—ฒ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐—ฎ๐˜‚๐˜…โ€™๐˜€ ๐—š๐—ข๐—ง๐— ๐—š๐—ฟ๐—ฒ๐—ฒ๐—ป ๐—™๐—ผ๐—ฎ๐—บ ๐—”๐—น๐—ถ๐—ฒ๐—ป ๐—›๐˜‚๐—บ๐—ฎ๐—ป ๐—”๐—ฏ๐—ฑ๐˜‚๐—ฐ๐˜๐—ถ๐—ผ๐—ป ๐—ฃ๐—ฎ๐—ฟ๐˜๐˜†

The Wicked Clowns From Outer Space have invaded, but their earthbound tactics are just one element of the takeover! Youโ€™re now captured aboard the mothership, where the extraterrestrial beat blastinโ€™ heat masters Devereaux and Shaggy the Airhead have been tasked with performing outrageous experiments on your human senses! Theyโ€™re set to test the effect of beaming strong audio vibrations on the Juggalo body while immersing it in the foamy green regurgitation of a beast from beyond the stars! Keen-eyed ninjas might recognize the familiar E.T. homie filling up the dance floor with its frothy gut flora, but donโ€™t stare too long! Every now and then this hungry space creature will straight up devour a party goer to the delight of the alien overlords and Juggalos alike! HOLY SHIT! Weโ€™re going off-world and off the rails at The Gathering of The Juggalos!

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