𝗧𝗲𝘀𝘁 𝗬𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗠𝗲𝘁𝘁𝗹𝗲 𝗮𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗚𝗢𝗧𝗝 𝗔𝗿𝗺 𝗪𝗿𝗲𝘀𝘁𝗹𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗖𝗼𝗺𝗽𝗲𝘁𝗶𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻

*** GATHERING ANNOUNCEMENT!! ***

𝗧𝗲𝘀𝘁 𝗬𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗠𝗲𝘁𝘁𝗹𝗲 𝗮𝘁 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗚𝗢𝗧𝗝 𝗔𝗿𝗺 𝗪𝗿𝗲𝘀𝘁𝗹𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗖𝗼𝗺𝗽𝗲𝘁𝗶𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻!

Step right up, step right up! We present for your Gathering amusement the beefiest, manliest, most succulent competitive sport known to man! Juggalos are no strangers to wrestling events, and this one is a Strictly Forearms-Only Title Match! We’re talking about the ol’ jailhouse classic: Competitive Arm Wrestling! This elimination-style event pits Juggalo against Juggalo in a one-on-one test of strength and appendage superiority! So, whether you’re a surly cat with a chip on your shoulder packing Hulkster pythons or a determined noodle-armed ninja rockin’ 17 spirit with something to prove, step up and show the crowd what you’re made of at The Gathering of The Juggalos Arm Wrestling Competition!

Prizes: 1st Place – GOTJ Gold Plaque, Rare GOTJ Amulet & $150 gift certificate; 2nd Place – Rare GOTJ Amulet & $75 gift certificate; and 3rd Place – Rare GOTJ amulet and $50 gift certificate.

Those wishing to compete should show up at least 15 minutes before the contest begins.