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𝗖𝗮𝗻 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗦𝘂𝗿𝘃𝗶𝘃𝗲 𝗚𝗢𝗧𝗝’𝘀 𝗡𝗶𝗻𝗷𝗮 𝗢𝗹𝘆𝗺𝗽𝗶𝗰𝘀?

Can you prove yourself a Ninja Master by battling through a field of determined warriors? This contest will require equal parts strength, cunning, quickness, and prowess. The last ninja left standing will be able to tread upon the shattered corpses of their fallen foes to claim their prize! In each of the five rounds, ninjas will have to battle one opponent to see if they can advance to the next. Round #1: Foam Long Swords. Round #2: Foam Short Swords. Round #3: Sumo Wrestling. Round #4: Martial Arts (light contact to the torso only, with protective gear). Round #5: Three vs. One Battle (try to last the longest against three ninjas using pugil sticks). Ninja referees will oversee the bouts, with all rounds (except the last) being best out of five. In the end, there can be only one…could it be you?

Prize: Last ninja standing—GOTJ Gold Plaque, Rare GOTJ Amulet & $200 Gift Certificate.

Those wishing to compete should show up at least 15 minutes before the contest begins (32 competitors max; first come first serve, with those wearing ninja suits moving to the front of the line)

Posted on Kung Fu Vampire’s socials.

“🦇 Year Of The Bat 🦇

✔️ ᴛᴇᴄʜ ɴ9ɴᴇ ᴛᴏᴜʀ
✔️ ʟᴘ ʀᴇʟᴇᴀꜱᴇ ‘ʙʟᴀᴄᴋ ʜᴇᴀʀᴛ ᴍᴀᴄʜɪɴᴇ’
✔️ ʜᴇᴀᴅʟɪɴɪɴɢ ᴛᴏᴜʀ ᴍᴀʏ/ᴊᴜɴᴇ
✔️ ᴍᴀɪɴ ꜱᴛᴀɢᴇ ‘ɢᴀᴛʜᴇʀɪɴɢ ᴏꜰ ᴛʜᴇ ᴊᴜɢɢᴀʟᴏꜱ’
✔️ ʜᴇᴀᴅʟɪɴɪɴɢ ᴛᴏᴍ ᴡᴏᴏᴅꜱ ꜰʟᴏᴀᴛ “

With the Tech N9ne tour currently underway, and the release of his newest album Black Heart Machine this past Friday, it’s safe to say KFV is only just warming up! More fire still to come with a headlining tour approaching, while also main staging at this years GOTJ as well as headlining Tom Wood’s Float!

Tech N9ne Tour – www.strangevip.com
Black Heart Machine Tour – www.kungfuvampire.com
GOTJ23 – www.juggalogathering.com
Tom Wood’s Float – www.tomwoodfloat.com

Coming THIS JUNE!

The Usual Suspects Tour Ft. Blaze Ya Dead Homie, ABK – Anybody Killa, Boondox The Scarecrow, and Bukshot!

06/05 • Lakewood, OH – The Foundry
06/08 • Columbus, OH – King Of Clubs
06/09 • West Chicago, IL – WC Social Club

With more dares TBA!

Tickets available now with VIP packs coming soon! https://bnds.us/a6479n

SHAGGY 2 DOPE – Illuminati Don’t Want Me

Coming one week from THIS FRIDAY!! On 5/5/23!

Stay tuned for more info!

*** GATHERING ANNOUNCEMENT!! ***

𝗞𝘂𝗻𝗴 𝗙𝘂 𝗩𝗮𝗺𝗽𝗶𝗿𝗲 𝘁𝗼 𝗣𝗲𝗿𝗳𝗼𝗿𝗺 𝗮𝘁 𝗚𝗢𝗧𝗝 𝟮𝟬𝟮𝟯!

A swarm of bats obscures the dusk sky in a flittering black cloud descending upon Legend Valley, which can only signify one thing: The long awaited return of Kung Fu Vampire to The Gathering of The Juggalos! From the moment he popped up making noise on the music scene, Juggalos recognized this independent artist and true original as one of their own with an energy embraced and reflected by the west coast icon himself! From kicking a Hip-Hop take on classic gothic romance with “Dead Sexy” to infusing his distinct rap style with the radical 80’s nostalgia of “Come Dawn”, Kung Fu Vampire defined his career by doing his own thing outside of mainstream musical trends, and that’s a flex you have to respect! Now’s your chance to see that philosophy of dopeness in action when Kung Fu Vampire hits the stage to rock with his people, the Juggalos, live and in effect at The Gathering!

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Artists will have 45 minutes in which to create their original, sci-themed masterpiece! 20 of the best and brightest artists in the galaxy will be positioned on stage, while onlookers and fans will observe their progress. This is the ultimate platform to demonstrate those jedi art skills you’ve been perfecting over a lifetime of practice and sacrifice. Tom Wood, Cara Norris and Heather Marrs will judge the finished works and award ribbons, rare GOTJ amulets and trophies to 1st, 2nd, and 3rd Place Artists!

The competing artists must bring their own canvas, easels, paints and brushes. No preliminary sketching on the canvas before the event is allowed. Contestants own their painting and have the right to sell or keep.

How to Enter – Send 3 sample images of your work to: tom@meridiandesignworks.com. Tom Wood will select and notify 24 contestants and 5 alternates before June 30th.

*** GATHERING ANNOUNCEMENT!! ***

𝗚𝗢𝗧𝗝 𝗔𝗥𝗧𝗜𝗦𝗧 𝗔𝗡𝗡𝗢𝗨𝗡𝗖𝗠𝗘𝗡𝗧: 𝗖𝗜𝗧𝗬 𝗠𝗢𝗥𝗚𝗨𝗘!

Get ready for your wigs to be peeled back because we present to you one of the most requested groups of the past two years! ZillaKami and SosMula are two trap metal titans who bring the fire to the stage as they come out blastin’, with a no-holds-barred assault of anti-authoritarian lyrics over metal-infused beats that’s live and in your face like a head-on car crash! They bring the type of flavor you aint gonna be able to sit still for! This is certified pit music, combining cell block aggression, psych ward insanity and the energy of a burning building into a single stage event that threatens to ignite the crowd into an explosive frenzy the likes of which have never been seen! The Gathering has always been the underground’s first home for extreme music, so we are beyond stoked to present to you, the Juggalos…City Morgue!

🚨This just in! Boondox The Scarecrow has been added to the remaining Certified Psychos Tour dates. He will be participating in the VIP as well!

💨 http://certifiedpsychos.com

***GATHERING ANNOUNCEMENT JUST ANNOUNCED***

𝗠𝗜𝗦𝗦 𝗝𝗨𝗚𝗚𝗔𝗟𝗘𝗧𝗧𝗘 𝗣𝗔𝗚𝗘𝗔𝗡𝗧 𝗚𝗢𝗜𝗡𝗚 𝗗𝗢𝗪𝗡 𝗔𝗧 𝗚𝗢𝗧𝗝 𝟮𝟬𝟮𝟯!

It simply wouldn’t be The Gathering of The Juggalos without our annual pageant to crown this year’s Queen of the Underground! This contest is a far cry from your granny’s Miss Wholesome USA Pageant, ours is a sensational celebration for the psycho vixens of The Dark Carnival! True to Juggalo form with all the face paint, wild antics, and extraordinary personalities of the contestants on full display! This iconic contest is comprised of 3 rounds: Personality, Talent & Swimsuit! We don’t need no magic mirror, we leave it up to the Juggalos to decide who’s the wickedest of them all! Think you have what it takes to wear the prestigious sash of Miss Juggalette? Show up early with your A-game and let’s see what you got ninjette!

Prizes: 1st Place – GOTJ Gold Plaque, Backstage Pass, Rare GOTJ Amulet & $300 in cash; 2nd Place – Rare GOTJ Amulet & $200 Gift Certificate; and 3rd Place – Rare GOTJ Amulet & $100 gift certificate.

Those wishing to compete should show up at least 15 minutes before the contest begins and bring their own swimsuit (or comparable attire) with them. A private dressing area will be provided as well as any music needed for the talent round.

#InsaneClownPosse #GatheringOfTheJuggalos

Release day for Kung Fu Vampire’s new album BLACKHEART MACHIE is here! And this album is everything it’s been hyped up to be and then some. With bangers from start to finish, KFV really outdid himself on this album.

A word from Kung Fu Vampire himself on his social medias just a bit ago.👇🏻

“It’s release day! “𝓑𝓵𝓪𝓬𝓴 𝓗𝓮𝓪𝓻𝓽 𝓜𝓪𝓬𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓮” is finally here.

To anyone that gives this album their time, I appreciate you hearing the stories it tells.
🖤 ⚙️
Get ready to have your heart strings pulled and your soul ignited with this infectious project.
🎧 🤖
“𝓑𝓵𝓪𝓬𝓴 𝓗𝓮𝓪𝓻𝓽 𝓜𝓪𝓬𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓮” is 13 tracks of raw emotion, erotic lyrics and exotic beats!!! I guarantee we will have you head noddin and in your feelings by the end.
🥋🦇
Make sure to add 𝓑𝓵𝓪𝓬𝓴 𝓗𝓮𝓪𝓻𝓽 𝓜𝓪𝓬𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓮 to your playlist ASAP! Black Heart Machine by Kung Fu Vampire is here!

Featuring: A-Wax, Trizz & Justin Llammas

Produced by:
Chris Paxton, K-Oddic, Seven, Cruels,
Starkore, Charlie Beans, Jazz Mafia

Mixed and Mastered by:
Chris Paxton – Oakland, CA

Cover Art by: nino_cammarata | Inside cover art by: Mr. Widow | Photography by: Paris
Hearse & Coffin by: Draculo”

Again, this fire is FIRE. See for yourself! We highly recommend it!

Today’s Gathering announcement posted on Insane Clown Posse’s social media!

“𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗔𝗟𝗜𝗘𝗡 𝗘𝗡𝗖𝗢𝗨𝗡𝗧𝗘𝗥 𝗛𝗔𝗨𝗡𝗧 𝗜𝗡𝗩𝗔𝗗𝗘𝗦 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗚𝗔𝗧𝗛𝗘𝗥𝗜𝗡𝗚!!!

It’s time juggalos and juggalettes, from the one who brought you the House of Horrors last year, we present to you a terrifying intergalactic adventure, where you’ll experience firsthand what goes down during an alien invasion. As you step through the doors, you’ll find yourself transported to a world beyond your wildest imagination, where extraterrestrial beings have taken over and are out for blood. The air is thick with tension, and you can feel the presence of something sinister lurking around every corner. As you make your way through this intergalactic attraction, you’ll encounter a series of chilling creatures that are sure to make you question whether you are really still on earth or another planet. Come test your bravery and see if you can survive ALIEN ENCOUNTER!

Stay tuned!

ANOTHER GATHERING ANNOUNCEMENT!

Just posted on ICP’s social medias!

“𝗖𝗢𝗦𝗧𝗨𝗠𝗘 𝗖𝗢𝗡𝗧𝗘𝗦𝗧 𝗔𝗗𝗗𝗘𝗗 𝗧𝗢 𝗚𝗢𝗧𝗝 𝟮𝟬𝟮𝟯!

Do you walk among this crowded Earth feeling like you are something else entirely? Do you feel the true form of your Juggalo Spirit is dumbed down to meet the needs of your mundane daily life? Perhaps that people suit you wear in your day-to-day existence is the real disguise, that’s why we’re inviting you to show The Family your final form and come kick it at The Gathering of The Juggalos Costume Contest! This showcase of cut and stitch skills captures the heights of wicked creative expression, from Joker Card cosplay to Psychopathic Power Armor, and with the UFOs hovering overhead there’s no telling the strange sights you will witness at The Gathering of The Juggalos!

Prizes: 1st Place – GOTJ Gold Plaque, Rare GOTJ Amulet & $200 gift certificate; 2nd Place – Rare GOTJ Amulet & $100 gift certificate; and 3rd Place – Rare GOTJ amulet & $50 gift certificate.

Those wishing to compete should show up at least 15 minutes before the contest begins. A private dressing area will be provided.”