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“Shaggy 2 Dope Presents: Professor Shaggs And The Quest For The Ultimate Groove!” Solo EP.
Witness the fusion of cutting-edge beats, infectious energy, and unparalleled creativity as Professor Shaggs takes you on an unforgettable journey to discover The Ultimate Groove!
Catch Shaggy 2 Dope on “The Quest For The Ultimate Groove Tour” beginning July 19th in Sauget Illinois.
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Battle it out in the Into the Echoside elimination heads-up tournament to decide who is the ultimate and undisputed champion of GOTJ 2023! Prizes: 1st PlaceβGOTJ Gold Plaque, Set of 15 Foil Epic cards, The Shaggy Show Promo Card & Rare GOTJ Amulet. 2nd PlaceβThe Shaggy Show Promo Card & Rare GOTJ Amulet.
Are you good enough to play both the player and the cards? Then test your poker skills in this grueling Texas Holdβem tournament.Prizes: 1st PlaceβGOTJ Gold Plaque, $100 Gift Certificate & Rare GOTJ Amulet. 2nd Placeβ$50 Gift Certificate & Rare GOTJ Amulet. 3rd Place β Rare GOTJ Amulet.
Crush your opponents in Quest for Shangri-La to be crowned the ultimate champion. Prizes: 1st PlaceβGOTJ Gold Plaque, 10 Holographic Ending Cards, & Rare GOTJ Amulet. 2nd Placeβ10 Holographic Ending Cards & Rare GOTJ Amulet.
Itβs time to leave this mud ball we call home and journey into deep space during the Mortonβs List tournament which requires the highest levels of ninja tactics and some fresh ass karma! Prizes: 1st Place (for each member of the winning Inner Circle) β $25 Gift Certificate & Rare GOTJ Amulet.
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In the wide world of rap characters, only one stands out with hair like a house fire and a chest loaded with raps ready to spit like the circle drum of a Tommy Gun. That’s right! It’s Rittz, bitch! Let the mainstream think whatever it wants, everyone knows Juggalos are some of the first to identify a rising star, and we’ve been rocking with Johnny Valiant since the very beginning! The Clintel Cartel King has gone on to capture the attention of the entire nation! Rittz’s overclocked flow has made him an illustrious fixture in the world of chopper rap while also being capable of dropping seamlessly into smooth, melody-laced hooks with the same delivery. Now that’s talent you can’t front on, but you CAN stand front row to witness him spit at The Gathering of The Juggalos!
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The Juggalo Psypher is a hip-hop showcase celebrating the elite skills of individual rap talents who are proud to call themselves ‘Juggalos’! Now the winners of last year’s Psypher are back to spit their song live and in your face on the Main Stage for The Gathering Audience! We have for your earhole’s amazement: The microphone madman, NGS! A flex from one of New York’s finest, Trey Magic! The for-real-no-shit talk of New England and the Juggalo world, rapper/actor Tierre Diaz! The Rap Ray Charles, Big Fluff! The inimitable machine-gun spitter, GunnerB! The Detroit Demon and Shrunken Head Entertainment alumni, Zitro! For Juggalos By Juggalos is the motto, and we’re kicking things off by proving how real it is at The Gathering of The Juggalos!
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Many recording artists, including ICP, would agree: a true testament to a band’s greatness is measured by their longevity. Many caught the wave of 90’s alternative rock, but few managed to grab ahold of that bitch and surf it into the present like Sponge! Frontman Vinnie Dombroski is nothing less than a class act whose rousing, genuine rock’n’roll spirit has endured the rise and fall of MTV and major labels, leaving behind a musical footprint that is truly timeless! Songs such as “Plowed” and “Molly” are ubiquitous, decade-defining songs, and we expect nothing less from a band founded and formed in the one and only Detroit Rock City! With the release of 2021’s “Lavatorium”, they’re still going strong and that’s why we’re proud to bring Sponge out to rock with us at The Gathering of The Juggalos!
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Take it from us, Juggalos, when they say “Donβt try this at home”, don’t. Let this guy do it instead! We present for the first time at The Gathering of The Juggalos a triple threat! Podcaster, stuntman and comedian Zack Holmes aka Zackass! You’ve seen this big boy on the big screen as part of the cultural phenomenon that was “Jackass Forever” and now he’s come to kick it live and in the substantial flesh! This time around, the only bones he’s breaking are your funny bones as he delivers a stand-up sermon relating to the audience just what it means to be Too Stupid to Die!
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Sound the fire alarm, it’s audio arson! Bringing you more metal-infused hip-hop than a squad of rapping Terminators, nobody defines “defiance” like The Dropout Kings! From punishing percussion to mastering vocal styles from every era of nu-metal, musically the GlitchGang has every angle covered like a sniper’s nest! Now they have their sights trained on another Gathering go-around! Aggression is the order of the day when The Dropout Kings hit the stage to demonstrate why they call it Riot Music! So put your pit skills to the test and see if you can hang with the best at The Gathering of The Juggalos!
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Oh-em-gee ninjas, that July sun is hot like a Hell’s Pit Pool Party at one of Ouija Macc’s demon girls’ house! Speaking of hot, since it’s the time of year for bottle rockets and Faygo Bomb Pops, we’re bringing out the bombshells with The Gathering of The Juggalos Wet T-Shirt Contest! If you know, you already know and if not, now is a great time to get familiar with this throwdown that’s one part pageant and two parts party, all in the name of good Juggalo fun! You know it’s The Gathering, so we keep it wet, wild, and wicked with the quickness, AND the thiccness!
Prizes: 1st Place β GOTJ Gold Plaque, Rare GOTJ Amulet & $500 in Cash; 2nd Place β Rare GOTJ Amulet & $200 gift certificate; and 3rd Place β Rare GOTJ amulet & $100 gift certificate.
Those wishing to compete should show up at least 15 minutes before the contest begins. A private dressing area will be provided.
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Once upon a time, the sonic vibrations unleashed by rock’n’roll’s Prince of Darkness blasted from his band’s stadium speakers and across time and space. The powerful tritone frequencies reached a faraway realm of both childhood imagination and targeted fast-food marketing, leaving the dimension forever altered. Now these warped enforcers claiming The Playplace turf are descending upon The Land of The Juggalos to force-feed the audience a feast of high calorie rock! Get ready to experience a melty quarter pounder of familiar riffs and imagery that will move your body and boggle your mind until you’re in the throes of a McMoshPit! This is: MAC SABBATH!
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Who’s ready to get topsy-turvy with it? Afterall, what’s The Dark Carnival without some free RIDES, homie?! Hop on and witness the Gathering grounds from a new perspective on high, as you spin, dip, sway, turn and rise on one of these tried-and-true carney classics! These bad boys will be running from 2pm to the close of the Intergalactic Stage each day, so you can even catch your favorite artists while enjoying some old-fashioned stomach-churning fun, at The Gathering of The Juggalos!
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