Juggalo News

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𝗙𝗥𝗘𝗘 𝗧𝗔𝗧𝗧𝗢𝗢’𝗦 𝗕𝗬 𝗢𝗕𝗦𝗖𝗨𝗥𝗔 𝗔𝗧 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗚𝗔𝗧𝗛𝗘𝗥𝗜𝗡𝗚!

Worlds collide as Ink Nation joins The Juggalo Nation by hooking y’all up with some fresh, free of charge skin art! It’s Obscura by way of ICP, who have on offer 10 small Psychopathic inspired tattoo designs! Here’s how it works: At the beginning of each day, we will be taking names and phone numbers and you will be given an approximate time to come back for your tattoo. We will then text you when it’s your turn, and you will be given a 10-minute grace period to show up. This is a FREE hook-up so there is a limit of one tattoo per person and we will not accept anyone who is drunk or under the influence. We want to help you represent as clean and safely as possible. So, stop by to see us as we show love to our Juggalo family in the best way we know how!

The ferocious alliance of Violent J, Esham, and Ouija Macc has arrived!

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𝗬𝗘𝗟𝗔𝗪𝗢𝗟𝗙 𝗜𝗡𝗩𝗔𝗗𝗘𝗦 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗚𝗔𝗧𝗛𝗘𝗥𝗜𝗡𝗚!

You heard it right, Juggalos! The speculative rumblings that pricked ears up across the entire underground are true! It’s the return of The Mud Mouthed Ghetto Cowboy known as Yelawolf to The Gathering of The Juggalos! He’s tested the constraints of the rap genre via diverse collaboration and applied the poetic language of the streets to the equally harsh realities of the gritty south in a way that was undeniably influential. One thing you can say about the OG Slumerican is, he’s not afraid of a challenge! His first performance on our Main Stage has gone down as the stuff of Gathering legend, and now he’s back to once again make some noise as we suspect only Yelawolf can!

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𝗚𝗢𝗧𝗝’𝗦 𝗖𝗔𝗡𝗡𝗘𝗗 𝗙𝗢𝗢𝗗 𝗗𝗥𝗜𝗩𝗘!

Consider us The Clan of The Nourishing Ninjas because we’re on a mission to slay starvation and we want you to join us! That’s why this year we’ll be hosting an amazing, out of this world Food Drive at The Gathering of the Juggalos! Please bring your canned goods, non-perishables and hygiene products to the Info Tent. All donations are welcome & each ninja who donates at least five items will be given a super fresh collectible sticker. All proceeds collected will go to the Zanesville Salvation Army. If you ask us, anybody down to raise karma and fill bellies qualifies as a Certified Super Ninja and deserves a double dose of Clown Love for looking out!

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𝗚𝗢𝗧𝗝 𝗪𝗘𝗟𝗖𝗢𝗠𝗘𝗦 𝗠𝗔𝗗𝗖𝗛𝗜𝗟𝗗 𝗧𝗢 𝗧𝗛𝗜𝗦 𝗬𝗘𝗔𝗥’𝗦 𝗟𝗜𝗡𝗘𝗨𝗣!

Like a space pirate claiming Planet BAX WAR, Madchild returns to raid the stage at The Gathering of The Juggalos! If you don’t know the name, odds are you don’t know the game, because his distinct voice and presence has infiltrated every lane of The Underground, as he proves he is the goblin he says he is! This certified spitter is arguably the best to come out of Canada for his uncanny ability to flip punchlines with lyrics that run a rap spectrum on topics ranging from the absurd to personal, all while skillfully keeping the party going! If there’s a beat The Canadian Werewolf couldn’t abuse, he hasn’t met it yet, plus the fact he fucks with Juggalos is a secret he’s never kept. So, to that we raise our Hatchets and Battleaxes high with all due respect!

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𝗥𝗘𝗡𝗢 𝗥𝗬𝗗𝗔𝗭 𝗔𝗟𝗜𝗘𝗡 𝗣𝗥𝗢𝗕𝗘 𝗖𝗢𝗥𝗡𝗛𝗢𝗟𝗘 𝗧𝗢𝗨𝗥𝗡𝗔𝗠𝗘𝗡𝗧 𝗔𝗧 𝗚𝗢𝗧𝗝!

You can take your daddy’s little beanbag lawn games and shove it! From the dry planes of Nevada, where the UFOs are not a gimmick and realer than your auntie’s injected lips, the Reno Rydas have abducted the classic game of cornhole and forcefully injected an outer space makeover for The Gathering of The Juggalos! The devastating desert clique presents a sick tourney edition that pits the aim and accuracy of two opponents against one another in a bid to see who’s really the Boss of the Bag Throw, complete with plenty of social lubricant and friendly Juggalo shit-talk, but that’s purely speculation and we’re makin’ a whole friggin’ thing about crowning The King of the Flingin’ Floobs, so show and prove by showing us your probe hole at The Gathering of The Juggalos!

Prizes: 1st Place – Rare GOTJ Amulet & $200 gift certificate; 2nd Place – Rare GOTJ Amulet & $100 gift certificate.

Those wishing to compete should show up at least 15 minutes before the contest begins.

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𝗚𝗢𝗧𝗝 𝗔𝗥𝗧𝗜𝗦𝗧 𝗔𝗗𝗗𝗜𝗧𝗜𝗢𝗡: 𝗥𝗔𝗩𝗘𝗡 𝗕𝗟𝗔𝗖𝗞!

Cemetery smoke and burning ritual cedar, impressions of all things sinister like the aura of haunted places just before the ghosts emerge, announcing themselves with the bleeding immediacy of screaming wounds. Raven, Stitches, The Doctor and Muppet appear on stage like characters from your most memorable nightmares, joining the corpse-painted forces of their Dark Metal Carnival with the Juggalo’s own. Heavy riffs marry melody and discord, like hearing limericks sung from long abandoned houses as this morbid menagerie of misfit rockers perform creepy-catchy tunes in a marching, theatrical take on The Wicked Shit that any Juggalo can appreciate! So, for those who like it dark we present for you a bird of a deeper color: this is Raven Black!

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𝗪𝗘𝗟𝗖𝗢𝗠𝗘 𝗧𝗢 𝗚𝗢𝗧𝗝’𝗦 𝗕𝗜𝗭𝗔𝗥𝗥𝗢 𝗪𝗢𝗥𝗟𝗗!

The Gathering has always been a place possessed of mysteries and secrets woven into the darkness of its transient landscape. Wanderers may find themselves drawn to strange corners, held as though in a hypnotic trance by strobing figures commanding light and shadow, channeling ancient magic through a eurythmic expression of sacred geometry. Once caught in this fugue of sight, sound and sensation you have now entered… Bizzaro World! The Magic Monks of R.I.F.T. return once again to captivate and entertain the Juggalos with a flaming demonstration of delightful danger that carries on well into the night! All are welcome to join in if they have a physical talent they would like to share. We’re keeping it lit with some of the hottest spectacles to behold at The Gathering of The Juggalos!

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𝗦𝗨𝗚𝗔𝗥𝗛𝗜𝗟𝗟 𝗚𝗔𝗡𝗚 𝗧𝗢 𝗣𝗘𝗥𝗙𝗢𝗥𝗠 𝗔𝗧 𝗚𝗢𝗧𝗝!!!

When you ask The Gathering for a throwback, we throw it all the way back like taking shots with Mr. Peabody! We are once again honored to be hosting for you, The Juggalos, the phattest and baddest of rap classics! The ones who taught an ENTIRE GENERATION what it meant to rap the beat! None other than The Sugarhill Gang! The influence of “Rappers Delight” cannot be overstated, the success of that defining classic creating a butterfly effect that would go on to change the entire musical landscape the world over! Now the icons are coming to celebrate that epic 40 year legacy by bringing the party the only way they know how, and since this is The Gathering of The Juggalos you know it’s gonna go off like nothing they’ve ever seen!

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𝗕𝗘𝗔𝗧 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗗𝗝 𝗖𝗢𝗡𝗧𝗘𝗦𝗧 𝗔𝗧 𝗚𝗢𝗧𝗝 𝟮𝟬𝟮𝟯!

Think you got ears sharp as a Samurai katana? Are you the nerdy ninja in the whip that can drop hard facts about the playlist as soon as the beat hits? Well we just might have the Gathering gameshow for you! Inspired by the classic Name-That-Tune show but with its own Juggalo flavor like a Faygo Twist comes Beat the DJ, where three contestants at a time attempt to outfox each other on the music trivia tip as quickly as possible! Over the course of four rounds our Psychopathic-certified DJ will test just how tight those skills are, hitting the competitor’s ears with flips and reverses like a Missy Elliot joint as well as other surprises until only one ninja is left standing

Prizes: 1st Place – Rare GOTJ Amulet & $100 gift certificate, with a chance to win an additional $200 gift certificate in the bonus round!

Those wishing to compete should show up at least 15 minutes before the contest begins.

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𝗚𝗢𝗧𝗝 𝗔𝗥𝗧𝗜𝗦𝗧 𝗔𝗡𝗡𝗢𝗨𝗡𝗖𝗘𝗠𝗘𝗡𝗧: 𝗡𝗘𝗞𝗥𝗢𝗚𝗢𝗕𝗟𝗜𝗞𝗢𝗡!

For centuries folk legends abound telling of an ancient race of menacing creatures that have terrorized human civilization from city to village. Where once their primal claws were used only to shred human skin, they have now evolved to shred on guitar, bass and drums! Juggalos, behold the Nekrogoblikon! The Dark Carnival has always been a friend to beings strange and unusual, and when you just so happen to be a horde of mythic beasts AND be proficient musicians in the craft of Death Metal… well, that’s a win/win in our book! Get ready to go Goblin Mode when Dickie Allen, Raptor, Goldberg, Brown & Diamond take to the stage to deliver a pit-punishing, mind-flummoxing barrage of sounds and sights unlike anything in the history of Metal! Nekrogoblikon are not only awesome but also the ONLY Goblin-themed Technical Melodic Death Metal Band endorsed by famed spokesperson/author/insurance salesman/cryptid John Goblikon and you can come see why at The Gathering of The Juggalos!

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𝗝𝗨𝗚𝗚𝗔𝗟𝗘𝗦𝗤𝗨𝗘 𝗣𝗥𝗘𝗦𝗘𝗡𝗧𝗦: 𝗚𝗢𝗧𝗝’𝗦 𝗠𝗢𝗢𝗡 𝗚𝗟𝗢𝗥𝗜𝗢𝗨𝗦 𝗣𝗔𝗥𝗧𝗬!

Inviting all beings from every corner of the galaxy! Come & witness the Juggalette created, spellbinding, seductive display of clown magic that is Juggalesque! Let our troupe of some of the FINEST Juggalo ladies take you on a journey of Burlesque that has been baptized in Faygo for your viewing pleasure. Join us for an entire hour filled to the brim with the embodiment of the art of strip-tease, caricature, parody, and EXTRAVAGANZA! A collection of sparkling performances cultivated by some of the DOPEST women from within the ranks of our very own Juggalo family. Show up and show out with the captivating beauties of Juggalesque!